FollowingFootsteps

enchantedbyhiddles:

shanhime:

queenofsunspear:

 

I am scottish and I can tell you our farmers look like this.

It’s settled. I’m moving to Scotland.

*buys plane ticket*

(Source: stevemcqueened, via shewhomustnotbenameddancing)

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey



He’s FABULOUS!!

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

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He’s FABULOUS!!

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thelilnan:

I started a Bad Lip Reading thing with Javert gifs

but it’s probably not going to get better than this

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i-am-melon-fuhrer:

friendtofangirls:

friendtofangirls:

also for once i’d love to see an animal companion of a disney princess that didn’t look like it was hanging on her every word. just once I’d like to see an animal be like ‘bitch, please’

wait nevermind i found one

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are we forgetting

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the-winchester-initiative:

sherlockisthenight:

bandannarama:

iamtonysexual:

biptch:

don’t make me snap my fingers in a z formation 

hip rotation 

booty sensation 

L 

*snaps fingers in a pentagram formation*

*says a Latin incantation*

*sacrifices a virgin to the dark lord Satan*

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(Source: basedmadoka, via shewhomustnotbenameddancing)

collegehumor:

If These Walls Could Talk [Click for more]
Downstairs Bathroom
19-year-old son stumbles in and flops onto the toilet
Toilet Wall: Code Red, everyone. Code Red! Mirror Wall: He just stuffed a Chipotle bag in the trash. We’re in this for the long haul, boys.Son: Ugh, leave me alone! I need to concentrate. Picture Wall: Then don’t start playing Tiny Wings this time. Last time you were here for half an hour.Mirror Wall: We nearly died of suffocation.Son: This is my bathroom and I’ll take however long I want.Toilet Wall: At least give us a courtesy flush.Son: Just give me a little privacy.Picture Wall: I have an idea. Have your dad build an outhouse in the backyard. Win-win.Son: It’s the middle of the winter. I’d freeze to death.Mirror Wall: Better than suffocating to death.Son: Look, no one’s enjoying this. But the sooner you quit bugging me the faster I’ll be.Toilet Wall: He has us cornered. Radio silence, fellas.
2 minutes later
Picture Wall: The smell. It’s… it’s seeping into my drywall. [Keep Reading]

collegehumor:

If These Walls Could Talk [Click for more]

Downstairs Bathroom

19-year-old son stumbles in and flops onto the toilet

Toilet Wall: Code Red, everyone. Code Red! 
Mirror Wall: He just stuffed a Chipotle bag in the trash. We’re in this for the long haul, boys.
Son: Ugh, leave me alone! I need to concentrate. 
Picture Wall: Then don’t start playing Tiny Wings this time. Last time you were here for half an hour.
Mirror Wall: We nearly died of suffocation.
Son: This is my bathroom and I’ll take however long I want.
Toilet Wall: At least give us a courtesy flush.
Son: Just give me a little privacy.
Picture Wall: I have an idea. Have your dad build an outhouse in the backyard. Win-win.
Son: It’s the middle of the winter. I’d freeze to death.
Mirror Wall: Better than suffocating to death.
Son: Look, no one’s enjoying this. But the sooner you quit bugging me the faster I’ll be.
Toilet Wall: He has us cornered. Radio silence, fellas.

2 minutes later

Picture Wall: The smell. It’s… it’s seeping into my drywall. [Keep Reading]

Supernatural Episodes That Need To Happen: A Musical

“If I have to sing about my feelings one more time, I’m gonna be sick.”

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“Not all those who wander are lost”
— J.R.R. Tolkien